i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
I want new friends and texting buddies and late night adventures and spontaneous road trips and plane tickets to your city and food i’ve never tried and friendship that feels genuine and pictures to prove it was all real.
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
“stop having herpes” this is miraculous
Passive aggressive notes are the best.
there was nothing passive about the second one..
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego