counting all the assholes in the room

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via its-a-hell-we-live-in)

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via anotherasianhilton)

pretty little liars + text posts

(Source: -redcoat, via youreagoddesswillow)

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

(Source: steakdaddy, via the-cause-of-chaos)

(Source: tomorrowsofyesterday, via anotherasianhilton)

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

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crystallized-teardrops:

beauty queen of online blogging she had some problems with her theme

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Anonymous asked: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via twerkitjack)

(Source: philcoulson, via a-handful-of-atl)

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

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