“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
It’s not the first time, but this one really carved it in.
Tell your new friends that no one knows you like I do.
It’s over, I wanna see you again, I wanna feel it again.
having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
she looks so fuckin pleased with herself
are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot