counting all the assholes in the room

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thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(via jackalltimeloww)

postulation:

meggannn:

nue:

nue:

nue:

please click this it is very important

please also click this it is equally important

while you’re at it these are important too

are you telling me there’s an entire database full of swimming sea creatures that follow my mouse across my screen and i haven’t found it yet

important indeed. i especially like these

(Source: nuemoved, via thatswhathappenshere)

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

(Source: gxldwaite, via jackalltimeloww)

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

(via ornateyouth)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon, via ireallyhavetonailthis)

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

(via catchingfirebeginswithaspark)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via catchingfirebeginswithaspark)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via thatswhathappenshere)

In HollywoodI’m obese. I’m considered a fatactress.

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via thatswhathappenshere)

x

(Source: axlgrams, via sleepingwiththekings)

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck 

(via ornateyouth)