counting all the assholes in the room

go ahead/about/bands/Archive/RSS

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via rummels)

tomfletcherscats:

patrick stump is the type of guy who eats 2 gummy bears at once so they don’t die alone

(via jackalltimeloww)

(Source: monsieurturner, via a-handful-of-atl)

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(Source: batreaux, via its-a-hell-we-live-in)

(Source: deletetheuniverse, via catchingfirebeginswithaspark)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via jackalltimeloww)

(Source: thedailyprophet, via heartattackkidd)

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls, via jackalltimeloww)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

onsereverra:

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay

(via fuck-benedict-cumberbatch)